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Love at 14,400 Baud - A Tragic Tale of Incompatible systems Is she really interfacing with him? There she is, let's ASCII her. Hey Betty, is that Gerry's home page on your monitor? Mm-hmmm DOS he E-mail you after school? Uh-uh. By the way, where'd you meet him? I met him on the Internet He sent me an Emote Icon, you get the picture? Yes, we CD. That's when I fell for The Leader of the Mac! RAM RAM RAM RRRRROMMMMMMM!!! My server was always bringing him down. He was from a bad sector in the wrong part of town. His hardware was out of line, But I knew his modem could talk to mine. That's why I fell for The Leader of the Mac! RAM RAM RAM RRRRROMMMMMMM!!! My sysop told me find someone new. I had to transmit "Gerry, we're through." That was the last time I virtually kissed him. How'm I gonna get him outta my system? I'm sorry I downloaded you, Leader of the Mac! I ended our session for the last time And I knew I had megahurt him. When he shut down his system I begged him to back up but whether he heard me, I'll never know...NO NO NO !!! Look out! Look out!! Look out!!! OH NO! HE CRASHED HIS HARD DRIVE!!!! (Gasp!!) He couldn't recover; now I feel so grim Scanning 20 megs of memory of him My friends send me sympathetic faxes I can't hide my tears cause I've lost my access I'll never reboot him, The Leader of the Mac Control... Alt... Delete.... Leader of the Mac, now he's logged off... Leader of the Mac, now he's logged off... Leader of the Mac, now he's logged off.. Leader of the Mac! |